Meet Celeste x

Hello blogospherers!

Careme is off excercising right now, so it seemed the obvious thing to do to while away my lonely hours talking to no one in particular (slash noone- if you're reading this then congratulations, you're our first viewer!) . what a blast. no OK, im not being grumpy and I won't be grumpy, after all I will soon be doing some great cardiac arrest-inducing ballet with none other than careme herself.

I thought maybe you (the air, cyberspace, the massive vacuum that is our fan base) should know a little more about us, so i'll kick start it by telling you a little about me. I am one of those wildly confused teenagers (soon to be 16) that has no clue what they want to do or how, and although in my head i am the traumatised herione of the show that is my life, actually i appear very normal and to be honest, rather boring in the flesh. I suppose it is in the more despairing, stuff-you-only-get-in-novels moments that i am most interesting; perhaps that is because i make them up... I regularly fall in and out of love with the approximately 4 boys that have entered my sphere of existance (i go to an all girls school) however as all this angsting goes on within my head i have never actually told any of them how i felt.

On a more positive note I enjoy general hilarity- the year 7s make me laugh, as does youtube (henryevilx if youre out there we LOVE you) and careme (although her head will swell when she reads this) I love dancing, I love acting, and I love floundering around in cyber space.

Well, now you have formed a most probably wildly romantic and hilarious image of me you must stick around for careme's- dont leave us! we need you viewer number one! (incidentally, if you are viewer number one, please leave a comment- it'd be great to know you're out there somewhere...)

x Celeste

Join the Dots

There was an article in the Times on Wednesday about the art of the political insult. Apparently Robert Mugabe has called Gordon Brown a "little tiny dot" - not a great insult admittedly but then again, Celeste hadn't come up with knobtartare at that point. That would've stung.



There was also, for all those serious readers of the Times of London, a dot-to-dot your own caricature which I was VERY excited about, especially when I realised just who I was uncovering...




Careme xxx

Saucy times

I just thought I should give all our avid, excessively vocal fans a little update. Well... I think the biggest news is probably the invention of a new age of insult: knobtartare (as in knob sauce, and i guess less poetically dick milk) not only is it (at face value) a perfectly lady-like comment, but it also adds an element of confusion- i guarantee they wont know whats hit them!

OK, so we've had a productive time! also, if any of you happen to be in Oxford on wednesday, in our not-going-to-say-on-the-internet location then we are doing a ballet come Romanian dance, which you are all welcome to attend slash comment about!

x Celeste

Shakespeare and Oxygen

So Celeste and I were having an argument today, as you do, about whether oxygen had been discovered in Shakespeare's time. I argued that it had, because everyone knows the line in Romeo and Juliet when Juliet says "and with my last breath of 21% oxygen and 78% nitrogen, I die to live, my love".

But I was wrong as usual. Oxygen was discovered in the 1770s and Shakespeare was around in the 1600s. Wikipedia sucks.

Our Friend Gordy

I guess there's no point hiding it anymore. We're fans of gordon brown. We probably make up around 90% of his fan base here in England. We suffer for our devotion I have to say, but its time we made it public. What's the point of living a lie?

So here was a facebook convo that we had:

CAREME: everythings going to be ok celeste. englands going to grow up into prosperity again. and everyone in it will live in peace.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3cf7x4v6Us&feature=user

i love him!! our country is in safe hands.

CELESTE: he actually looks quite young there. i love him too- what a babe!

CAREME: i know... i am so completely a broonite. although i'm not sure about any of his policies or anything. i just know he's a babe.

CELESTE: thasss cool! im eating brioche

Careme xx

Videos

Well I have posted some awesome videos, which you should definately watch (and crack up at) but if anyone could give us any tips on how to actually use our blog (like have links to several pages of blog- people seem to manage that!) then PLEASE messages and comments are welcome!

x Cesleste
p.s. What the hell, Careme- Kevron will be fucking hot, and if he has a wafro then so be it. Hell you practiacally have a wafro!

Henry Evil's America's Next Top Model Cycle 9 Finale Recap

Because we love him, because we need him, because we want to BE him

Billy Mack - Christmas Is All Around

About a Boy

Killing me softly... with Spanish accents!

Orlando Blume on Extras

"Willy Wonka? Johnny Wanker!"

Poor Kevron

Aaah, poor Kevron. His life will forever be ruined by his awful name and his (inevitable) ginger afro. Not sure if the links on the right are working, but it'll be worth it if they do...

P.S. We're from bonny England, so if we ever spell things like "colour" the right way, then do forgive us.

Bienvenue!

Bienvenue a la monde du Celeste et Careme!

we've been undercover blog queens for years, but its finally time to publish to the world. enjoy browsing our blog: it will soon be bursting with everything that is good about the world. Until then, however you will just have to marvel at our (oh so) awesome name 'Kettle Me Crazy' which took 3 HOURS to find, and was the cause of our first near-marital fight, in which I threatened to name our imaginary baby Kevron. WORD!

x Celeste

p.s. I am worried that our awesome names will render us desperately chic...

New Blog

Ok. So this is a New Blog. And we're pretty new to the whole blog thing too, so bear with us if it takes us a while to get it up and running...

We're Careme and Celeste. These are not our real names. We thought it would be cool to have pseudonyms and not have any stalkers etc. And yes, we chose them before we realised that celeste was a (legendary) fictional elephant and careme a type of french puff pastry.

We're good friends. Celeste makes me tea. I mock her occasionally.

And we've decided to start a blog. We wanted to share all those thoughts, ideas, and craazy conversations that are just too good to keep to ourselves. So read on...

Careme xx