Ok, so hopefully y'all know what a googlewhak is.
Its a:
"a Google search query consisting of two words, that returns a single result. "
Ah. Didn't realise it was that myself. That kind of ruins my story. Pisso wikipedia.
What I was going to say is that we have a word in this blog (yes! right here!) that is not found anywhere else on the entire World Wide Web. It's Careme's new-age insult: KNOBTARTARE (an update on dickmilk if you care to scroll down). Why no one, whilst wiling away the hours sitting at their blogs, hasn't come up with this before, I do not know.
But that's my point. This is a true single googlewhack and it's even more rare than the double-word ones. We have at last found our niche in cyberspace. We are unique. We are unique like alan sugar. This is google-whacking-fantastic.
Friday 13 June 2008
Thursday 5 June 2008
The Birds and the Bees...
I have officially begun my transformation into your typical sexed-up english teacher, perhaps I have found my calling in life...
As the english roses of you out there will know, the youth of great britain are currently undergoing a long and painful torture session (aka GCSEs, AS and A2 exams). well today was my chance to put my literary skills to the test, and when probed about gender issues here is a sample of what I came up with:
1. The title: Work Now, Mate Later
2. Never underestimate the power of a teenage libido
3. unfortunately, the modern perception of a feminist is that of a tampon-wielding maniac
4. There is no greater turn-off than a moldy old teacher raining on your parade
5. so surely we all have the same opportunities, penis or not
For more see the OCR most wanted hitlist. do not try this at home.
x Celeste
As the english roses of you out there will know, the youth of great britain are currently undergoing a long and painful torture session (aka GCSEs, AS and A2 exams). well today was my chance to put my literary skills to the test, and when probed about gender issues here is a sample of what I came up with:
1. The title: Work Now, Mate Later
2. Never underestimate the power of a teenage libido
3. unfortunately, the modern perception of a feminist is that of a tampon-wielding maniac
4. There is no greater turn-off than a moldy old teacher raining on your parade
5. so surely we all have the same opportunities, penis or not
For more see the OCR most wanted hitlist. do not try this at home.
x Celeste
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