Absolutely cacking

This blog is so chronically unused that it almost just sealed itself up, like a celibate vagina. ok careme is so going to shoot me for that one! teehee. 

 

Our only fan (and by fan I mean passer-by who has once laid eyes on our blog) has probably sauntered off into the greater blogosphere by now (and i mean greater as in greater manchester, not as in superior level- you dont get much better than crazy kettles and gordon brown loving). Anyway, viewer, we're back, bright eyed and bushy-tailed. take note. and now I'm armed with 'noone cares what you had for lunch' a guide to blogging that careme gave me for my birthday. she should read it herself- we have an entire facebook thread dedicated precisely to careme's lunch.

 

Im going to kick of with some of my favourite quotes from the last 24hours:

 

Peter (the love of my life): These cracking tunes are going to be more house than Hugh Laurie!

 

Paper Towns (a book by John Green that is made of awesome):

           "Daddy's gonna put you on a sailboat across the River Styx."

           "Did yo ujust use Greek Mythology to trash talk?"

 

Careme: that's cracking:

Celeste: It cracks the cack out of me!

 

the last one's my favourite. obviously.

 

Bye bye cyberspace

x Celeste 

Quick Recap

Dear all,

A lot has happened since we last posted in the summer. I think you will probably we aware of most of it already, but we all love recaps. Here goes:

1. On the 4th November 2008, Barack Obama became President-elect. For some reason we were crazy-excited about this in the UK. And I was as taken in by Obamamania as the rest. And now we expect him to love us as much as we love him, but there’s been some suggestion that he might hold a tiny grudge, seeing as we tortured his grandpa.

2. McKey became the 11th America’s Next Top Model. I’m not sure whether this rise to power is as significant as the aforementioned, but it was pretty groundbreaking. Finally we have a non-rainbow spewing and actually attractive winner. I’m so proud of mama-Tyra.

3. Celeste and I started sixth form. We can now make tea during the day.

4. We had lovely summers. And are looking forward to lovely winters. (Like, literally. I’m not trying to make some analogy about our approaching middle age).

5. The world was gripped by economic recession, which strangely gave Gordo a boost up in the polls. I think the phase “Who’s yo daddy” is appropriate (although my condolences to the thousands of newly unemployed)

6. Does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? FO’ DRIZZLE!

Thanks.
Careme xxx