The Birds and the Bees...

I have officially begun my transformation into your typical sexed-up english teacher, perhaps I have found my calling in life...

As the english roses of you out there will know, the youth of great britain are currently undergoing a long and painful torture session (aka GCSEs, AS and A2 exams). well today was my chance to put my literary skills to the test, and when probed about gender issues here is a sample of what I came up with:

1. The title: Work Now, Mate Later
2. Never underestimate the power of a teenage libido
3. unfortunately, the modern perception of a feminist is that of a tampon-wielding maniac
4. There is no greater turn-off than a moldy old teacher raining on your parade
5. so surely we all have the same opportunities, penis or not

For more see the OCR most wanted hitlist. do not try this at home.

x Celeste